permen alma

Kembali lagi dengan laras yang baik hati, ramah, dan rajin menabungJ

Gue pgn cerita ttg tadi pas istirahat uhbt.

Jadi, waktu istirahatnya udh mau selesai, tinggal bbrp menit gitu.

Bagian 7a tuh kaya heboh gitu ada permen.

Nah gue sm mute kesana kan, terus itu ternyata ada permennya alma.

Permen yg kaya di harpot gitu yg rasanya beda beda ada CONGEK, merica, sabun, rumput gitu.

Terus waktu mute dtg dia potekan permen sabun kan sm aisyah.

Mereka makan tuh, gak komentar karena pasti rasanya uh.

Terus gue minta permen nya sama alma.

Dia ngasih permen merica warna abu abu.

GUE KIRA ENAK KAN WOY.

Terus gue potekan ama shania, sengaja gue yg lebih gede bagiannya karena gue kira enak.

Gitu coba......

Sialan, gaenak parah kaya udh mau muntah.

Mukanya shania juga muak kan makanya kita ke toilet.

Gue td Tnya jalan ke toilet tp krn bener222 udh gabisa nahan rasanya yang !@#$%^ akhirnya gue lari.

Sampe toilet gue lepehin tu permen.

Tp berhunbung udh gue gigit sisa permennya nyangkut di gigi.

Itu gue udh batuk222 kaya mau muntah, mata gue udh berair K

Aaa gila !@#$%^&*(*&^%$#@#$%^&*(

Terus kan bel, gue naik keatas ke ruang uhbt.

Mulai uhbt tuh gue iseng pake lidah nyentuh gigi gue.

TERNYATA MASIH ADA SISA PERMEN NYA WOY.

HAAAAA GILA UDH MAU MUNTAH, DAN GUE UDH KELUAR AIR MATA JUGA.

RASANYA TUH MENJIJIKAN tau gak LKL

Pulang rumah gue langsung sikat gigi \J

3 iklan terkece lainnya

EH KAWAN KALIAN HARUS TAU

kan waktu itu gue sempet ngepost tentang iklan22 terkece kan.

Terus gue lupa satu iklan

Sekarang gue inget!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Plis tepuk tangan plis *prok*

Iklan yang keempat itu adalaaahhh..... gudang garam J. Ini iklannya tuh hem gimana ya kocak gidude. Jadi iklannya gini: (tapi ini versi anky, versi aslinya lupa gimana)

“Saya beri 2 permintaan!”

“ sugih”

“oke! *ngasih ceban*”

“ganteng!”

“ *liat22 mukanya* MIMPI!”

Iklan yang kelima itu iklan axe iklan parfum gitu. IKLANNYA SEBENERNYA RADA LEBAY WOY . jadi iklannya gini:

“FINALLY THEY FALL *bidadari jatoh*”

“ AXE WANGINYA BIKIN BIDADARI LUPA DIRI”

HALOL

Iklan yang keenam sekaligus iklan TERFENOMENAL:

TORI CHEESE CRACKERS!

Dengan gayanya yang penuh semangat........

Sambil mengumandangkan tori tori dgn kencang.....

Apalagi cowo dibelakang nya woy ngakak aja-____-

kebetulan

Abraham Lincoln masuk kongres tahun 1846
John F. Kennedy masuk kongres tahun 1946

Abraham Lincoln terpilih jadi presiden tahun 1860
John F. Kennedy terpilih jadi presiden tahun 1960

Keduanya sangat peduli hak-hak sipil
Kedua istri mereka kehilangan anak saat di gedung putih

Kedua presiden ditembak hari Jumat
Kedua presiden ditembak di kepala

Semakin aneh nih

Sekretaris Lincoln bernama Kennedy
Sekretaris Kennedy bernama Lincoln

Keduanya dibunuh oleh orang dari daerah selatan
Keduanya digantikan oleh orang selatan yg bernama Johnson

Andrew Johnson, yg menggantikan Lincoln , lahir tahun 1808
Lyndon Johnson, yg menggantikan Kennedy, lahir tahun 1908
John Wilkes Booth, yg membunuh Lincoln , lahir thn 1839
Lee Harvey Oswald, yg membunuh Kennedy, lahir thn 1939

Kedua pembunuh terkenal dengan tiga namanya
Nama keduanya terdiri dari 15 huruf

Tambah aneh yah

Lincoln ditembak di teater bernama 'Ford.'
Kennedy tertembak di mobil ' Lincoln ' dibuat oleh 'Ford.'

Lincoln tertembak di teater dan pembunuhnya bersembunyi di gudang.
Kennedy tertembak dari sebuah gudang dan pembunuhnya bersembunyi di teater

Booth dan Oswald terbunuh sebelum diadili

dan tau ngga....

Seminggu sebelum Lincoln tertembak, dia berada di Monroe, Maryland
Seminggu sebelum Kennedy tertembak, dia bersama Marilyn Monroe

LMFAO

Write all 30 names of the person that pops on your head right now! Don't look at the question below!

1.      Tiffany valentina

2.      Yose syam

3.      Danica benedicta

4.      Theodorus otniel

5.      Muthia nabila

6.      Arvi maradewa maksum

7.      Aisyah pravita saraswati

8.      Ariq daffa

9.      Dian setyawati

10.  Kefas fabio

11.  Stephanie juliana

12.   Rm andrew junior

13.  Lovira ladiestiara

14.  Glenn fitzgerald

15.  Agnes sanea melati

16.  Moh. Fachri

17.  Divya sekar pinilih

18.  Solagratia lusten

19.  Dinda nathania

20.  Timothy thian

21.  Nadhira salsabila

22.  Ady k

23.  Nadya aliyya

24.  Ahmad risyad (vico)

25.  Roshani ayu

26.  Arindra aden

27.  Nadaa jauzaa

28.  Frederick arthur

29.   Vania trixie

30.  Anky

THE QUESTIONS:

• How did you meet 10?

- school (kefas)

• What would you do if you had never met 6?

- lol my life would be amazing cause noone insult livepool (arvi)

• What would you do if 20 and 15 dated?

- LMAFAO THAT WOULD BE SO HOT (thian&mela)

• If you could marry between 6 and 14 who will it be?

-KRIK KRIK KRIK (glenn&arvi)

• Did you ever like 9?

- AA SHE IS LARAS’ BUDDY (dian)

• Have you ever seen 4 cry?

- YES I HAVE LOOOOL (theo)

• Would 4 and 12 make a good couple?

- ehm yeah they would (THEO&ANDREW)

• Would number 1 and 2 make a good couple?

- OEMGEH OF COURSE. TIFFANYOSE FOREVAH

• Describe 8:

-isenggggg~!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (ariq)

• Do you like 12?

- are you kidding me? (andrew-_-)

• Tell me something about 17:

- BUNIS (divy)

• What's 7's favorite color?

- RED (AISYAH)

• What would you do if 1 just confessed they liked you?

- i terima lah (nini)

• When was the last time you talked to number 15?

- months ago L L L (mela)

• How do you think 19 feels about you?

- she is my fans u no (ayu ting ting)

• What languages does 13 speak?

- aliens (lovi)

• Who is 2 going out with?:

- number 1 !!!! (yose)

• What grade is 16 in?

- same like me (fachri)

• What is 5's favorite music?

- ayu tink tink’s (muutttt)

• Would you ever date 3?

- ................. (dica)

• Is 11 single?

- Maybe (steph)

• What is 10s last name?

- antara febio sm fabio (kefas)

• Would you ever want to be in a serious relationship with 7?

- she already has a boyfriend. Wait no. Yunasz.  Yes i would ofcourse (aisyah)

• Where does 18 live?

- DISINI KAWAN *KASIHLOBANGIDUNG*

• What do you think about 20?

- hemgimanayahem (thian)

• What is the best thing about 4?

- his cadel of courrrrrrrse (theo)

• Is 21 hard-working?

- BANGET (NADHIRAs)

• What would you like to tell 14 right now?

- hey pretty i hate you J (glenn)

• How did you meet 9?

- DISINIKAWAN *nunjukjakun* (dian)

• What is the best and worst thing about 2?

- best : pimpleS

Worst: jakunwkakka (yose)

• Are you going to know 3 forever?

- yesssss i would. (dica)

• How long have you known 26?

- 4years (dida)

• Who is 24?

- ketua kelas ( vico)

• Are you or did you ever date 28?

- NO I HAVENT AND I WONT stupid (erick)

• Do you have a crush on 27?

- iThink (nada)

• Would you kiss 14?

- MASYAALLAH YATUHAN OFCOURSE NO LMFAO (glenn)

• Have you hugged/kissed 22?

- hah ady? Ya enggalah -____- (ady)

• Is 29 your bff?

- YEAHHHHHHH (VT)

• What do you hate about 23?

- everything. Gakdengg. Gaada russss (nadya)

• What's your relationship with 30?

- something called disini kawann (anky)

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Friends in memories.

As months passed by

 I grow up there by

Grieving over my destiny

I who has been left by everybody

Now, im not with you anymore

I always want to spend my time with you more and more

More than i did before

Its because i love you

Friends

Who teach me of the real friendship

Who show me the beauty of the friendship

Who give me the warmth of the friendship

Now, im not with you anymore

We’re separated by a long distance

But remember, we are friends forever

Noone else can break our friendship

Even if now I reaaly gloomy

I feel rather afraid in this strange city

But im going to try to accept this all

And i always remeber you, as friends in memories

This is for all cunyien whereever you are

I love and i miss you girls:*

Btw its not mine

I found it on penabur’s newspaper.

Idk i just remember someone who made it from smak1 bpk penabur