*jonas brothers is really famous"
selena gomez : omg im gonna date joe jonas
me : whatever

*twilight is really famous*
selena gomez : omg im gonna date taylor lautner
me: whatever

*justin bieber is really famous*
selena gomez : omg im gonna date justin bieber
me : whatever

*one direction is really famous*
selena gomez : omg im gonna da..........
me: DO NOT TOUCH MY BABIES YOU SL*T