Showing posts with label LOL. Show all posts
Showing posts with label LOL. Show all posts
Tuesday, 15 May 2012
magic pen
haaai semua kalian22 muggle muggle tak berbahagia :). jadi marsha mempunyai suatu magic pen yang punya macem22 tali(karet sih) warna putih, pink tua dan pink muda! terus dengan random gue tutup mata terus bilang, kalo dapet warna putih gue jadian sama harry styles, dan........... warna putih!!!!!!! OMGOMG hahah! akhirnya gue ajak ifath, "fath, kalo dapet warna putih nikah sama niall." terus ifath harus ngomong kata22 ajaibnya: "kalo dapet warna putih gue nikah sama niall james horan" dan sadly ifath dapet warna pink mudaa! terus giliran gue, "kalo gue dapet warna putih gue nikah sama harry edward styles, daaaaaaaaaan dapet warna putih lagi dooong! harry kamu sabar tunggu aku yah :). terus giliran..... mba marsha. yang di cengcengin sama louis padahal dia gak suka :p. "kalo gue dapet warna putih gue nikah sama louis tomlinson" tapi sayang sekali dia gadapet:(:(. pas dicoba lagi dia tetep gabisa. yang artinya kurang lebih marsha berkemungkinan menjadi.... prwntua. GAKDENG, LOVE YOU ANINDYA. terus giliran ara sama zayn. ara milihnya super superrrrrr lemot banget demiapapun!. terus tinggal kegilaan gue dan ifath, "ayo fath, kalo kita ngambil warna yang sama, kita nikah sama niall harry", "yaudah ayo. kalo gue dapet warna yg sama kaya laras, gue nikah sama niall james horan." "kalo gue dapet warna yang sama kaya ifath, gue nikah sama harold edward styles" TAPI KITA GADAPET WARNA YANG SAMA......... akhirnya kita bertukar mantra, gue sama niall fath sama harry. BARU BISA!!!!!!!!!! tapi karna gue desperately pengen sekeluarga sama harry :-) akhirnya pake mantra baru!: "kalo gue sama ifath dapet warna yg sama, anak gue-niall nikah sama anak nya ifath-harry jadi kita sekeluarga" YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEY SAMA WARNYA, DUH LO SENENG GAK SIH. ya ngapainye lo seneng? -___- ya pokoknya gue seneng. dahyuk bubarbubar much love
Monday, 14 May 2012
me, niall, and harry
HAAAI! Mari kita bermain
headcannon! Kali ini tentang.......... antara gue, niall, dan harry.
As the flashlights bluring out my view, i stare at the
summer’s sky eyes next to me. And how his blonde hair falls perfectly on his
chin. He staring back at me, and again, i feel my heart stops.
“on my count okay?, 5,4,3,2,1, and on” says the voice on
my micphone, my manager.
“Rachel! Show us your fiancee ring!” says one of the
interviewer as the flashlights make my eyes tearing.
I raise my up my fingers, showing them my ring as niall smile.
Obviously a smile that could make ice in northpole be water. “where did you buy
it? So fit and so sweet on my fingers, you see?” i ask him.
He says something bout all that i heard was nothing
because other interviewers asking me.
“ when will you to marry? Where would it be?”
“So still Rachel Bennet or you change it to Rachel Horan
already?” this question makes me laugh really, i mean, im only his fiancee im
not gonna change my last name yet. Stupid
“ what about you with harry? Split up” i know the others
still asking me, but god this question?! C’mon im already breaking up with him
since maybe 10 months ago and now i already being niall’s fiancee and they
thought i still made up a relationship with HARRY? He had too much game you
know, so i walked away.
I look at his supernova eyes again, giving ask seeing. And
my mouth spells harry.
“harry?” he laughs. “oh, harry.”
“yeah, what about you with me?” says someone with
bi-polar hair, some straight some curls, green eyes, and sexy lips, “what about
our relationship between you and me, miss?”
The flashlights stop, really, the stop taking any photos
more. And not they staring at me, niall, and harry.
“come on man, you saw her ring, and mine too” says niall
coldly.
“harry? How could you think that?!” i say as i control my
emotion.
Harry harry harry. Styles. My ex. He kissed taylor
that night and he still thinking that I
HAVE A MORE-THAN-FRIENDSHIP RELATIONSHIP WITH HIM?! Harold edward
styles.......... you should do more like niall treat me.
“you never told me that we are breaking up” he says with
a smile. OHMYGOD. D o n t l e t m e f
a l l f o r h i m
a g a i n.
I manage a smile too, “youre not dumb, you see”
“dont you know that i still love you?” he says as he walking
toward me. Damndamndamn
I cover my face as niall speaks, “HARRY ENOUGH! She is
mine” omg i love niall, he’s such a gentle one. I open my face and see the
blinking red light. Someone is recording this moment........
“STOP IT!” i say angrily to the cameramen. This conversation
should be privacy
“no, no just let them be” say harry, “i want the world to
know how much i love you”
Niall laughs. Me? Well Rachel Bennet is sitting there,
dunno what to do. as Mr-stoling-heart, Harry Styles, singing gotta be you.
“its enough, miss, get out from your seat now” say my
manager on micphone. It seems like he said that on niall’s too because he takes
off from his chair and reaches his hand out for me.
Im freezing really. I have to ask myself before i reach
his hand. Do i love harry or niall more?
Niall, of course niall. So i reach his hand. But then a question slap me, do harry or niall love ME more? I look
at the blue eyes in front of me, its like saying i love you no matter out. But when i turn away and staring at the green
eyes, it speaks when he opens his arms
and hold you close tonight, it just dont feel right, cause i can love more than
this.
Omg, at least i have to admit it to myself,
I love harrold edward styles more than my fiancee.
this is dedicated to: fathiyya shafa, marsha anindya, and zahra rashya dewanto
Friday, 27 April 2012
im totally in love with finnick odair and i know the odds are against me because he's only a fictional character.
Saturday, 21 April 2012
when im talking and the teacher looks at me
my expression when my parents give me money
six words you never say to a fangirl
so caesar has A BLUE TONGUE
WHEN YOURE GONNA HOME ALONE YOU WERE LIKE : "YEAH I'M FREE"
THE YOU HEAR THE SLIGHTEST NOISE
WHEN THE TEACHER ASKS A QUESTION AND YOU SHOUT THE ANSWER, BUT THE TEACHER DOESNT HEAR IT AND SOMEONE YELLED SHOUT IT LOUDER THAN YOU AND THE TEACHER HEAR IT YOU WERE LIKE.
WHEN THE WIND BLOWS
EXPECTATION
my expression when my parents give me money
six words you never say to a fangirl
WHEN THAT ONE KID REMINDS THE TEACHER YOU HAD HOMEWORK
when you see someone you dont like
so caesar has A BLUE TONGUE
THE YOU HEAR THE SLIGHTEST NOISE
WHEN THE WIND BLOWS
EXPECTATION
REALITY
WHEN SOMEONE FOLLOW MY BLOG
hunger games pick up lines
What are the odds of you being in my favour?
Did a cannon just sound, or is that my heart beating for you?
Is that a bread roll in your pocket? Or are you just happy to see me?
Are you the arena? Because I'm about to enter you.
Are you from district 12? Because I'm about to make you mine.
Roses are red, violets are fine, you're from district 6, I'm from district 9.
Are you an Avox? Because you leave me speechless.
If you are looking for a boyfriend? Because I volunteer as tribute.
Katniss did you lose an arrow? Because I found one in my heart.
Did Cinna set you on fire? Or are you just hot?
I may be a gamekeeper. But I won't play a game with your heart.
Are you from District 1? Cause from where I'm standing, you're Marvel-lous.
I'm usually a good guy but you make me wanna be a Cinna
Are you sure you're not a Mellark? 'Cause girl,you've got some nice buns.
Thursday, 19 April 2012
mau cerita kalo gue abis baca cerita. ha
dan pas paragraf pertama aja gue udh nangis
najis
dan pas paragraf pertama aja gue udh nangis
najis
Thursday, 12 April 2012
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| when you saw this |
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| at first you were like "ow, so sweet" and when you realize it wasnt clove |
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| you were like |
Thursday, 19 January 2012
DAY SPENT WITH ALIFAMIRAH!
akirnya.
gue.
mulai.
post.
lagi.
jadijaaadi hari minggu kemaren gue tuh niatnya pgn ngerjain b.i kan dirumah amiraaah. tapi pada gak dateng gitu jadinya cuma gue doang yg datengT-T.
nyampe rumah amirah gue kira cuma berdua kan sama amirah, ternyata ada ALIFAAA!. sodaranya ameeerah
pertama kali ketemu kan tuh gue sama die jadinya krikkrik gitu.
tapitapi abis itu kita ke kamar amirah terus ke atasnya DAN NONTON SCREAM 1.
matiin lampu kan tuh. terus alifa pgn duduk di tengah PADAHAL KALO NONTON FILM HORROR BER3 YG DUDUK DI TENGAH MATI DULUAN HAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHA. tapi alaifa soksok gacaya gituu.
ya terimakasih sekali pada pemain scream 1 tapi maaf baru satu pembunuhan aja kita udh teriakteriak gamau nonton lagi......
SERIUSSS DEMI APAPUN FILM NYA TUH ANGGIA BANGET SUMPAH ANGGIA BANGET.
lalu kita makan mie. dan alifa makan mie gue.
terus kita ngerjain tugas. dan alifa ketawa. itu ketawa nya tuh beneran hihihihi lucu abis gue sampe jatoh ahahhah.
terus ya terus itu adalah sesuatu yg gak perlu dibicarain semua hahaha.
tapi:
"sorisori serius gue lupa"
"laras aatau siapa......?"
"sumpah serius gue gataau"
"masa lo lupa gue sih"
"kita kan dulu sahabat"
HA-HA
TERUS AMIRAH LES........................................
dan gue sama alifa tuh manjat manjat tangga kamar amirah dan makan lagi hahha.
terus kita keluar balkonnya amirah daaaaaaaan dada-dadain bajaj, motor, orang, mobil.
sambil teriak.
alifa alay supeeeeer.
dan amirah akirnya selesai les.
terus kita ngeliat bayangan di kamar amirah.
terus kita main truth or truth.
terus gue dijemput.
terus cerita ini selesai.
Monday, 9 January 2012
5.34 pm 1/9/2012
pertama kali dateng: bukan awal yg bagus. gue anak cewe kelas 7 pertaama yg dateng. terimakasih.
pas kn: duduk bareng amirah. HAHAHAHA jadi diaa udh tau betapa liciknya gue h0h00h.
pas inggris: duduk bareng dian. selesai ngeerjain tugas kita nge-re-co-kin diesti sama amirah. masukin pulpen sama KENTANG ke dalem lem. kan kalo pake tangan jijik-amirah.
pas biologi: gakada hal penting.
silat: kadang22 ngomong sesuatu yg gak ada malah sakit loh mir.
conclusions:
- ternyata gue cocooooooooooook jadi agen fbi. percaya deh, kalo gak percaya tanya amirah.
- #dearamirah, karma does exist sayang:) *ktwnnkshr*
- gue harap siaga 4 sama siaga 5 gkterjadi
- serius deh gue cocok jadi fbi. asal gaada koin yg jatoh. serius deh.
- sebenernya yg cocok jadi fbi bukan gue doang, amirah juga. mungkin fira sama ara juga.
- gue gak random kook. gue itu dukung liverpool, seriusdeh.
Tuesday, 13 December 2011
Would you
rather….
[] Be forced to tell your best friend a lie
or
[x] Tell your parents the truth?
[] Be forced to tell your best friend a lie
or
[x] Tell your parents the truth?
Would you
rather….
[] Know it all
or
[x] Have it all?
[] Know it all
or
[x] Have it all?
Would you
rather….
[x] Give bad advice
or
[] Get bad advice?
[x] Give bad advice
or
[] Get bad advice?
Would you
rather….
[x] Have sand in your shorts
or
[] Have water in your ear?
[x] Have sand in your shorts
or
[] Have water in your ear?
Would you
rather….
[x] Forget your sunscreen
or
[] Forget your sunglasses?
[x] Forget your sunscreen
or
[] Forget your sunglasses?
Would you
rather….
[] Kiss a jellyfish
or WTF?
[] Step on a crab?
[] Kiss a jellyfish
or WTF?
[] Step on a crab?
Would you
rather….
[] Own a ski lodge
or
[x] Own a surf camp?
[] Own a ski lodge
or
[x] Own a surf camp?
Would you
rather….
[] Forget who you were
or
[x] Forget everyone else and who they were?
[] Forget who you were
or
[x] Forget everyone else and who they were?
Would you
rather….
[] Have one wish granted today
or
[x] Have 3 wishes granted in 10 years?
[] Have one wish granted today
or
[x] Have 3 wishes granted in 10 years?
Would you
rather….
[x] Give up your computer
or
[] Give up your pet?
[x] Give up your computer
or
[] Give up your pet?
Would you
rather….
[] Be the sandcastle
or
[x] The wave?
[] Be the sandcastle
or
[x] The wave?
Would you
rather….
[x] Write the worst book in history
or
[] Record the worst song in history?
[x] Write the worst book in history
or
[] Record the worst song in history?
Would you
rather….
[x] Get free chocolate for 1 year
or
[] Get free potatoes…..forever?
[x] Get free chocolate for 1 year
or
[] Get free potatoes…..forever?
Would you
rather….
[] Have half days everyday
or
[x] No homework…..forever?
[] Have half days everyday
or
[x] No homework…..forever?
Would you
rather….
[x] Wear all pink to school
or
[] Wear all purple to school?
[x] Wear all pink to school
or
[] Wear all purple to school?
Would you
rather….
[x] Take a math test
or
[] Do a lab in science?
[x] Take a math test
or
[] Do a lab in science?
Would you
rather….
[] Have a mansion in the middle of nowhere
or
[x] Share an apartment with 10 friends?
[] Have a mansion in the middle of nowhere
or
[x] Share an apartment with 10 friends?
Would you
rather….
[x] Bake cookies in cooking class
or
[] Do art projects in art class?
[x] Bake cookies in cooking class
or
[] Do art projects in art class?
Would you
rather….
[] Have a pie-eating contest
or
[x] A wheelbarrow race?
[] Have a pie-eating contest
or
[x] A wheelbarrow race?
Would you
rather….
[x] Have a big group of friends
or
[] One very close friend?
[x] Have a big group of friends
or
[] One very close friend?
Would you
rather….
[x] Be nervous, but excited
or
[] Be relaxed, but bored?
[x] Be nervous, but excited
or
[] Be relaxed, but bored?
Would you
rather….
[] Wear a school uniform
or
[x] Last year’s Halloween costume?
[] Wear a school uniform
or
[x] Last year’s Halloween costume?
Would you
rather….
[] Spend the day surfing the Internet
or
[x] Surf the ocean?
[] Spend the day surfing the Internet
or
[x] Surf the ocean?
Sunday, 11 December 2011
would you rather ?
Would you
rather….
[x] Live without music
or
[] Live without TV?
[x] Live without music
or
[] Live without TV?
Would you
rather….
[] Eat a bar of soap
or
[x] Drink a bottle of dishwashing liquid?
[] Eat a bar of soap
or
[x] Drink a bottle of dishwashing liquid?
Would you
rather….
[x] Be called a racist
or
[] A traitor to your country?
[x] Be called a racist
or
[] A traitor to your country?
Would you
rather….
[] Lose your legs
or
[x] Lose your arms?
[] Lose your legs
or
[x] Lose your arms?
Would you
rather….
[x] Have a beautiful house and an ugly car
or
[] Have an ugly house and a beautiful car?
[x] Have a beautiful house and an ugly car
or
[] Have an ugly house and a beautiful car?
Would you
rather….
[] Be blind
or
[x] Be deaf?
[] Be blind
or
[x] Be deaf?
Would you
rather….in a fire…save a..
[x] Sibling
or
[] Stranger?
[x] Sibling
or
[] Stranger?
Would you
rather….
[x] Eat sushi
or
[] Eat liver?
[x] Eat sushi
or
[] Eat liver?
Would you
rather….
[x] Live in Antarctica
or
[] Live in Death Valley?
[x] Live in Antarctica
or
[] Live in Death Valley?
Would you
rather….
[x] Have 3 eyes
or
[] Webbed Feet?
[x] Have 3 eyes
or
[] Webbed Feet?
Would you
rather….
[] Find true love
or this is hard -___-
[] Get $ 1,000,000?
[] Find true love
or this is hard -___-
[] Get $ 1,000,000?
Would you
rather….
[x] Always have to say what’s on your mind
or
[] Never speak again?
[x] Always have to say what’s on your mind
or
[] Never speak again?
Would you
rather….
[x] Be gossiped about
or
[] Never talked about at all?
[x] Be gossiped about
or
[] Never talked about at all?
Would you
rather….
[x] Have stars in your eyes
or
[] Eyes in the back of your head?
[x] Have stars in your eyes
or
[] Eyes in the back of your head?
Would you
rather….
[] Have X-Ray vision
or
[x] Bionic Hearing?
[] Have X-Ray vision
or
[x] Bionic Hearing?
Would you
rather….
[x] Be able to hear any conversation
or
[] Take back anything you say?
[x] Be able to hear any conversation
or
[] Take back anything you say?
Would you
rather….
[] End hunger
or
[x] End hatred?
[] End hunger
or
[x] End hatred?
Would you
rather….
[] Publish your diary
or
[x] Make a movie about your most embarrassing moment?
[] Publish your diary
or
[x] Make a movie about your most embarrassing moment?
Would you
rather….
[x] Get caught singing in the mirror
or
[] Spy on your crush?
[x] Get caught singing in the mirror
or
[] Spy on your crush?
Would you
rather….
[x] Be a dog named Killer
or
[] A cat named Fluffy?
[x] Be a dog named Killer
or
[] A cat named Fluffy?
Would you
rather….
[x] Be stranded on an island with someone you hate
or
[] Be stranded on an island alone?
[x] Be stranded on an island with someone you hate
or
[] Be stranded on an island alone?
Would you
rather….
[] Get even
or
[x] Get over it?
[] Get even
or
[x] Get over it?
Would you
rather….
[x] Always lose
or
[] Never play?
[x] Always lose
or
[] Never play?
Saturday, 10 December 2011
Put an X in each box if you have done
it.
[X] you have farted in public ,
noticed or unnoticed.
[] you have had at least 5 crushes so far.
[X] you have got into a physical fight at least once.
[X] you know more than 10 abusive words.
[X] you imagine things about the person you love or like.
[] you visit the bathroom as soon as you wake up.
[X] you feel too lazy to brush your teeth when you wake up, but you still brush your teeth.
[] you have bitched about people many times.
[X] you watch a movie at least once in a month.
[X] you just can not survive without your phone and your internet.
[X] you have one or more best friend(s)
[X] you have failed in a test at least once.
[X] you have a brain.
[X] you have picked your nose in public at least once.
[X] you dont repeat your underwear for more than two days.
[X] you are finding this note really boring.
[] you have had at least 5 crushes so far.
[X] you have got into a physical fight at least once.
[X] you know more than 10 abusive words.
[X] you imagine things about the person you love or like.
[] you visit the bathroom as soon as you wake up.
[X] you feel too lazy to brush your teeth when you wake up, but you still brush your teeth.
[] you have bitched about people many times.
[X] you watch a movie at least once in a month.
[X] you just can not survive without your phone and your internet.
[X] you have one or more best friend(s)
[X] you have failed in a test at least once.
[X] you have a brain.
[X] you have picked your nose in public at least once.
[X] you dont repeat your underwear for more than two days.
[X] you are finding this note really boring.
if you have 16 X’s , then your 100%
normal.
if you have less than 10 X’s , somethings wrong with you.
if you have less than 5 X’s , then you are weird.
if you have less than 10 X’s , somethings wrong with you.
if you have less than 5 X’s , then you are weird.
THIS.
[x ] Gum has fallen out of your mouth when you were
talking
[x ] Gum has fallen out of your mouth when you were NOT talking
[x ] You have ran into a glass/screen door
[x ] You have jumped out of a moving vehicle
[x ] You have thought of something funny while walking by yourself
[ x] Laughed, then watched people give you weird looks
[ ] You have run into a tree/bush.
[ ] You know that it IS possible to lick your elbow
[ ] You have tried to lick your elbow… a few times
[x ] You never knew that the Alphabet and Twinkle Twinkle Little star have the same rhythm.
[x ] You just tried to sing them.
[ ] You have tripped on your shoelace and fallen.
[ ] You have choked on your own spit .
[ ] You have seen the Matrix and still don’t get it.
[x ] You’ve never seen the Matrix.
[ ] You type only with two fingers.
[ ] You have accidentally caught something on fire
[ ] You tried to drink out of a straw, but it went into your nose/eyes.
[ ] You have caught yourself drooling.
[x ] You have fallen asleep in class and fell outta your chair
[x ] Sometimes you just stop thinking
[x ] You are telling a story and forget what you were talking about
[ ] People often shake their heads and walk away from you
[ ] You are often told to use your “inside voice”.
[x ] You use your fingers to do simple math
[ ] You have eaten a bug
[x ] You are taking this test when you should be doing something more important
[x ] You have put your clothes on backwards or inside out, and didn’t realize it
[x ] You’ve looked all over for something and realized it was in your hand
[ ] You have ran around naked in your house.
[ ] You break a lot of things.
[ ] Your friends know not to use big words around you.
[ ] You tilt your head when you’re confused
[x ] You have fallen out of your chair before
[x ] When you’re lying in bed, you try to find pictures in the texture of the ceiling or wall
[x ] Gum has fallen out of your mouth when you were NOT talking
[x ] You have ran into a glass/screen door
[x ] You have jumped out of a moving vehicle
[x ] You have thought of something funny while walking by yourself
[ x] Laughed, then watched people give you weird looks
[ ] You have run into a tree/bush.
[ ] You know that it IS possible to lick your elbow
[ ] You have tried to lick your elbow… a few times
[x ] You never knew that the Alphabet and Twinkle Twinkle Little star have the same rhythm.
[x ] You just tried to sing them.
[ ] You have tripped on your shoelace and fallen.
[ ] You have choked on your own spit .
[ ] You have seen the Matrix and still don’t get it.
[x ] You’ve never seen the Matrix.
[ ] You type only with two fingers.
[ ] You have accidentally caught something on fire
[ ] You tried to drink out of a straw, but it went into your nose/eyes.
[ ] You have caught yourself drooling.
[x ] You have fallen asleep in class and fell outta your chair
[x ] Sometimes you just stop thinking
[x ] You are telling a story and forget what you were talking about
[ ] People often shake their heads and walk away from you
[ ] You are often told to use your “inside voice”.
[x ] You use your fingers to do simple math
[ ] You have eaten a bug
[x ] You are taking this test when you should be doing something more important
[x ] You have put your clothes on backwards or inside out, and didn’t realize it
[x ] You’ve looked all over for something and realized it was in your hand
[ ] You have ran around naked in your house.
[ ] You break a lot of things.
[ ] Your friends know not to use big words around you.
[ ] You tilt your head when you’re confused
[x ] You have fallen out of your chair before
[x ] When you’re lying in bed, you try to find pictures in the texture of the ceiling or wall
TOTAL X’s: 17
The more [X]’s = the more stupid you are
WEEEEL LOL HAHA
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