Showing posts with label LOL. Show all posts
Showing posts with label LOL. Show all posts

Tuesday, 15 May 2012

magic pen

haaai semua kalian22 muggle muggle tak berbahagia :). jadi marsha mempunyai suatu magic pen yang punya macem22 tali(karet sih) warna putih, pink tua dan pink muda! terus dengan random gue tutup mata terus bilang, kalo dapet warna putih gue jadian sama harry styles, dan........... warna putih!!!!!!! OMGOMG hahah! akhirnya gue ajak ifath, "fath, kalo dapet warna putih nikah sama niall." terus ifath harus ngomong kata22 ajaibnya: "kalo dapet warna putih gue nikah sama niall james horan" dan sadly ifath dapet warna pink mudaa! terus giliran gue, "kalo gue dapet warna putih gue nikah sama harry edward styles, daaaaaaaaaan dapet warna putih lagi dooong! harry kamu sabar tunggu aku yah :). terus giliran..... mba marsha. yang di cengcengin sama louis padahal dia gak suka :p. "kalo gue dapet warna putih gue nikah sama louis tomlinson" tapi sayang sekali dia gadapet:(:(. pas dicoba lagi dia tetep gabisa. yang artinya kurang lebih marsha berkemungkinan menjadi.... prwntua. GAKDENG, LOVE YOU ANINDYA. terus giliran ara sama zayn. ara milihnya super superrrrrr lemot banget demiapapun!. terus tinggal kegilaan gue dan ifath, "ayo fath, kalo kita ngambil warna yang sama, kita nikah sama niall harry", "yaudah ayo. kalo gue dapet warna yg sama kaya laras, gue nikah sama niall james horan." "kalo gue dapet warna yang sama kaya ifath, gue nikah sama harold edward styles" TAPI KITA GADAPET WARNA YANG SAMA......... akhirnya kita bertukar mantra, gue sama niall fath sama harry. BARU BISA!!!!!!!!!! tapi karna gue desperately pengen sekeluarga sama harry :-) akhirnya pake mantra baru!: "kalo gue sama ifath dapet warna yg sama, anak gue-niall nikah sama anak nya ifath-harry jadi kita sekeluarga" YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEY SAMA WARNYA, DUH LO SENENG GAK SIH. ya ngapainye lo seneng? -___- ya pokoknya gue seneng. dahyuk bubarbubar much love

Monday, 14 May 2012

me, niall, and harry


HAAAI! Mari kita bermain headcannon! Kali ini tentang.......... antara gue, niall, dan harry.
            As the flashlights bluring out my view, i stare at the summer’s sky eyes next to me. And how his blonde hair falls perfectly on his chin. He staring back at me, and again, i feel my heart stops.
            “on my count okay?, 5,4,3,2,1, and on” says the voice on my micphone, my manager.
            “Rachel! Show us your fiancee ring!” says one of the interviewer as the flashlights make my eyes tearing.
            I raise my up my fingers, showing them my ring as niall smile. Obviously a smile that could make ice in northpole be water. “where did you buy it? So fit and so sweet on my fingers, you see?” i ask him.
            He says something bout all that i heard was nothing because other interviewers asking me.
            “ when will you to marry? Where would it be?”
            “So still Rachel Bennet or you change it to Rachel Horan already?” this question makes me laugh really, i mean, im only his fiancee im not gonna change my last name yet. Stupid
            “ what about you with harry? Split up” i know the others still asking me, but god this question?! C’mon im already breaking up with him since maybe 10 months ago and now i already being niall’s fiancee and they thought i still made up a relationship with HARRY? He had too much game you know, so i walked away.
            I look at his supernova eyes again, giving ask seeing. And my mouth spells harry.
            “harry?” he laughs. “oh, harry.”
            “yeah, what about you with me?” says someone with bi-polar hair, some straight some curls, green eyes, and sexy lips, “what about our relationship between you and me, miss?”
            The flashlights stop, really, the stop taking any photos more. And not they staring at me, niall, and harry.
            “come on man, you saw her ring, and mine too” says niall coldly.
            “harry? How could you think that?!” i say as i control my emotion.
            Harry harry harry. Styles. My ex. He kissed taylor that  night and he still thinking that I HAVE A MORE-THAN-FRIENDSHIP RELATIONSHIP WITH HIM?! Harold edward styles.......... you should do more like niall treat me.
            “you never told me that we are breaking up” he says with a smile. OHMYGOD. D o n t  l e t  m e  f a l l  f o r  h i m  a g a i n.
            I manage a smile too, “youre not dumb, you see”
            “dont you know that i still love you?” he says as he walking toward me. Damndamndamn
            I cover my face as niall speaks, “HARRY ENOUGH! She is mine” omg i love niall, he’s such a gentle one. I open my face and see the blinking red light. Someone is recording this moment........
            “STOP IT!” i say angrily to the cameramen. This conversation should be privacy
            “no, no just let them be” say harry, “i want the world to know how much i love you”
            Niall laughs. Me? Well Rachel Bennet is sitting there, dunno what to do. as Mr-stoling-heart, Harry Styles, singing gotta be you.
            “its enough, miss, get out from your seat now” say my manager on micphone. It seems like he said that on niall’s too because he takes off from his chair and reaches his hand out for me.
            Im freezing really. I have to ask myself before i reach his hand. Do i love harry or niall more? Niall, of course niall. So i reach his hand. But then a question slap me, do harry or niall love ME more? I look at the blue eyes in front of me, its like saying i love you no matter out. But when i turn away and staring at the green eyes, it speaks when he opens his arms and hold you close tonight, it just dont feel right, cause i can love more than this.
            Omg, at least i have to admit it to myself,
            I love harrold edward styles more than my fiancee.


this is dedicated to: fathiyya shafa, marsha anindya, and zahra rashya dewanto

Friday, 27 April 2012

im totally in love with finnick odair and i know the odds are against me because he's only a fictional character.

Saturday, 21 April 2012

when im talking and the teacher looks at me
my expression when my parents give me money
six words you never say to a fangirl

WHEN THAT ONE KID REMINDS THE TEACHER YOU HAD HOMEWORK

when you see someone you dont like


so caesar has A BLUE TONGUE



WHEN YOURE GONNA HOME ALONE YOU WERE LIKE : "YEAH I'M FREE"
THE YOU HEAR THE SLIGHTEST NOISE

WHEN THE TEACHER ASKS A QUESTION AND YOU SHOUT THE ANSWER, BUT THE TEACHER DOESNT HEAR IT AND SOMEONE YELLED SHOUT IT LOUDER THAN YOU AND THE TEACHER HEAR IT YOU WERE LIKE.

WHEN THE WIND BLOWS
EXPECTATION
REALITY


WHEN SOMEONE FOLLOW MY BLOG


lol


hunger games pick up lines


What are the odds of you being in my favour?
Did a cannon just sound, or is that my heart beating for you?
Is that a bread roll in your pocket? Or are you just happy to see me?
Are you the arena? Because I'm about to enter you.
Are you from district 12? Because I'm about to make you mine.
Roses are red, violets are fine, you're from district 6, I'm from district 9.
Are you an Avox? Because you leave me speechless.
If you are looking for a boyfriend? Because I volunteer as tribute.
Katniss did you lose an arrow? Because I found one in my heart.
Did Cinna set you on fire? Or are you just hot?
I may be a gamekeeper. But I won't play a game with your heart.
Are you from District 1? Cause from where I'm standing, you're Marvel-lous.
I'm usually a good guy but you make me wanna be a Cinna
Are you sure you're not a Mellark? 'Cause girl,you've got some nice buns.

Thursday, 19 April 2012

mau cerita kalo gue abis baca cerita. ha
dan pas paragraf pertama aja gue udh nangis


najis

Thursday, 12 April 2012

when you saw this
at first you were like "ow, so sweet"

and when you realize it wasnt clove


you were like

Thursday, 19 January 2012

DAY SPENT WITH ALIFAMIRAH!

akirnya.
gue.
mulai.
post.
lagi.
jadijaaadi hari minggu kemaren gue tuh niatnya pgn ngerjain b.i kan dirumah amiraaah. tapi pada gak dateng gitu jadinya cuma gue doang yg datengT-T.
nyampe rumah amirah gue kira cuma berdua kan sama amirah, ternyata ada ALIFAAA!. sodaranya ameeerah
pertama kali ketemu kan tuh gue sama die jadinya krikkrik gitu. 
tapitapi abis itu kita ke kamar amirah terus ke atasnya DAN NONTON SCREAM 1.
matiin lampu kan tuh. terus alifa pgn duduk di tengah PADAHAL KALO NONTON FILM HORROR BER3 YG DUDUK DI TENGAH MATI DULUAN HAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHA. tapi alaifa soksok gacaya gituu.
ya terimakasih sekali pada pemain scream 1 tapi maaf baru satu pembunuhan aja kita udh teriakteriak gamau nonton lagi......
SERIUSSS DEMI APAPUN FILM NYA TUH ANGGIA BANGET SUMPAH ANGGIA BANGET.
lalu kita makan mie. dan alifa makan mie gue.
terus kita ngerjain tugas. dan alifa ketawa. itu ketawa nya tuh beneran hihihihi lucu abis gue sampe jatoh ahahhah.
terus ya terus itu adalah sesuatu yg gak perlu dibicarain semua hahaha.
tapi:
"sorisori serius gue lupa"
"laras aatau siapa......?"
"sumpah serius gue gataau"
"masa lo lupa gue sih"
"kita kan dulu sahabat"
HA-HA
TERUS AMIRAH LES........................................
dan gue sama alifa tuh manjat manjat tangga kamar amirah dan makan lagi hahha.
terus kita keluar balkonnya amirah daaaaaaaan dada-dadain bajaj, motor, orang, mobil.
sambil teriak.
alifa alay supeeeeer.
dan amirah akirnya selesai les.
terus kita ngeliat bayangan di kamar amirah.
terus kita main truth or truth.
terus gue dijemput.
terus cerita ini selesai.

Monday, 9 January 2012

5.34 pm 1/9/2012

pertama kali dateng: bukan awal yg bagus. gue anak cewe kelas 7 pertaama yg dateng. terimakasih.
pas kn: duduk bareng amirah. HAHAHAHA jadi diaa udh tau betapa liciknya gue h0h00h. 
pas inggris: duduk bareng dian. selesai ngeerjain tugas kita nge-re-co-kin diesti sama amirah. masukin pulpen sama KENTANG ke dalem lem. kan kalo pake tangan jijik-amirah.
pas biologi: gakada hal penting.
silat: kadang22 ngomong sesuatu yg gak ada malah sakit loh mir. 
conclusions:
- ternyata gue cocooooooooooook jadi agen fbi. percaya deh, kalo gak percaya tanya amirah.
- #dearamirah, karma does exist sayang:) *ktwnnkshr*
- gue harap siaga 4 sama siaga 5 gkterjadi
-  serius deh gue cocok jadi fbi. asal gaada koin yg jatoh. serius deh.
- sebenernya yg cocok jadi fbi bukan gue doang, amirah juga. mungkin fira sama ara juga.
- gue gak random kook. gue itu dukung liverpool, seriusdeh.

Tuesday, 13 December 2011


Would you rather….
[] Be forced to tell your best friend a lie
or
[x] Tell your parents the truth?
Would you rather….
[] Know it all
or
[x] Have it all?
Would you rather….
[x] Give bad advice
or
[] Get bad advice?
Would you rather….
[x] Have sand in your shorts
or
[] Have water in your ear?
Would you rather….
[x] Forget your sunscreen
or
[] Forget your sunglasses?
Would you rather….
[] Kiss a jellyfish
or                        
WTF?
[] Step on a crab?
Would you rather….
[] Own a ski lodge
or
[x] Own a surf camp?
Would you rather….
[] Forget who you were
or
[x] Forget everyone else and who they were?
Would you rather….
[] Have one wish granted today
or
[x] Have 3 wishes granted in 10 years?
Would you rather….
[x] Give up your computer
or
[] Give up your pet?
Would you rather….
[] Be the sandcastle
or
[x] The wave?
Would you rather….
[x] Write the worst book in history
or
[] Record the worst song in history?
Would you rather….
[x] Get free chocolate for 1 year
or
[] Get free potatoes…..forever?
Would you rather….
[] Have half days everyday
or
[x] No homework…..forever?
Would you rather….
[x] Wear all pink to school
or
[] Wear all purple to school?
Would you rather….
[x] Take a math test
or
[] Do a lab in science?
Would you rather….
[] Have a mansion in the middle of nowhere
or
[x] Share an apartment with 10 friends?
Would you rather….
[x] Bake cookies in cooking class
or
[] Do art projects in art class?
Would you rather….
[] Have a pie-eating contest
or
[x] A wheelbarrow race?
Would you rather….
[x] Have a big group of friends
or
[] One very close friend?
Would you rather….
[x] Be nervous, but excited
or
[] Be relaxed, but bored?
Would you rather….
[] Wear a school uniform
or
[x] Last year’s Halloween costume?
Would you rather….
[] Spend the day surfing the Internet
or
[x] Surf the ocean?

Sunday, 11 December 2011

would you rather ?


Would you rather….
[x] Live without music
or
[] Live without TV?
Would you rather….
[] Eat a bar of soap
or
[x] Drink a bottle of dishwashing liquid?
Would you rather….
[x] Be called a racist
or
[] A traitor to your country?
Would you rather….
[] Lose your legs
or
[x] Lose your arms?
Would you rather….
[x] Have a beautiful house and an ugly car
or
[] Have an ugly house and a beautiful car?
Would you rather….
[] Be blind
or
[x] Be deaf?
Would you rather….in a fire…save a..
[x] Sibling
or
[] Stranger?
Would you rather….
[x] Eat sushi
or
[] Eat liver?
Would you rather….
[x] Live in Antarctica
or
[] Live in Death Valley?
Would you rather….
[x] Have 3 eyes
or
[] Webbed Feet?
Would you rather….
[] Find true love
or                           
this is hard -___-
[] Get $ 1,000,000?
Would you rather….
[x] Always have to say what’s on your mind
or
[] Never speak again?
Would you rather….
[x] Be gossiped about
or
[] Never talked about at all?
Would you rather….
[x] Have stars in your eyes
or
[] Eyes in the back of your head?
Would you rather….
[] Have X-Ray vision
or
[x] Bionic Hearing?
Would you rather….
[x] Be able to hear any conversation
or
[] Take back anything you say?
Would you rather….
[] End hunger
or
[x] End hatred?
Would you rather….
[] Publish your diary
or
[x] Make a movie about your most embarrassing moment?
Would you rather….
[x] Get caught singing in the mirror
or
[] Spy on your crush?
Would you rather….
[x] Be a dog named Killer
or
[] A cat named Fluffy?
Would you rather….
[x] Be stranded on an island with someone you hate
or
[] Be stranded on an island alone?
Would you rather….
[] Get even
or
[x] Get over it?
Would you rather….
[x] Always lose
or
[] Never play?

Saturday, 10 December 2011


Put an X in each box if you have done it.
[X] you have farted in public , noticed or unnoticed.
[] you have had at least 5 crushes so far.
[X] you have got into a physical fight at least once.
[X] you know more than 10 abusive words.
[X] you imagine things about the person you love or like.
[] you visit the bathroom as soon as you wake up.
[X] you feel too lazy to brush your teeth when you wake up, but you still brush your teeth.
[] you have bitched about people many times.
[X] you watch a movie at least once in a month.
[X] you just can not survive without your phone and your internet.
[X] you have one or more best friend(s)
[X] you have failed in a test at least once.
[X] you have a brain.
[X] you have picked your nose in public at least once.
[X] you dont repeat your underwear for more than two days.
[X] you are finding this note really boring.
if you have 16 X’s , then your 100% normal.
if you have less than 10 X’s , somethings wrong with you.
if you have less than 5 X’s , then you are weird.

THIS.


[x ] Gum has fallen out of your mouth when you were talking
[x ] Gum has fallen out of your mouth when you were NOT talking
[x ] You have ran into a glass/screen door
[x ] You have jumped out of a moving vehicle
[x ] You have thought of something funny while walking by yourself
[ x] Laughed, then watched people give you weird looks
[ ] You have run into a tree/bush.
[ ] You know that it IS possible to lick your elbow
[ ] You have tried to lick your elbow… a few times
[x ] You never knew that the Alphabet and Twinkle Twinkle Little star have the same rhythm.
[x ] You just tried to sing them.
[ ] You have tripped on your shoelace and fallen.
[ ] You have choked on your own spit .
[ ] You have seen the Matrix and still don’t get it.
[x ] You’ve never seen the Matrix.
[ ] You type only with two fingers.
[ ] You have accidentally caught something on fire
[ ] You tried to drink out of a straw, but it went into your nose/eyes.
[ ] You have caught yourself drooling.
[x ] You have fallen asleep in class and fell outta your chair
[x ] Sometimes you just stop thinking
[x ] You are telling a story and forget what you were talking about
[ ] People often shake their heads and walk away from you
[ ] You are often told to use your “inside voice”.
[x ] You use your fingers to do simple math
[ ] You have eaten a bug
[x ] You are taking this test when you should be doing something more important
[x ] You have put your clothes on backwards or inside out, and didn’t realize it
[x ] You’ve looked all over for something and realized it was in your hand
[ ] You have ran around naked in your house.
[ ] You break a lot of things.
[ ] Your friends know not to use big words around you.
[ ] You tilt your head when you’re confused
[x ] You have fallen out of your chair before
[x ] When you’re lying in bed, you try to find pictures in the texture of the ceiling or wall
TOTAL X’s: 17
The more [X]’s = the more stupid you are
WEEEEL LOL HAHA

hey folks. Do you know? There are always reasons when youre friend cry. Youre one of them

Is it right? Is it right to give up? No matter how severe the circumstances may be?