L E G A L A L I E N

Im thinking if i would be a legal alien.

With green face and a big nose.

Live in saturn and make it’s rings my home

They say it was made by ice, then i’d be so cool

Or maybe i’d live in mercury

Place where i can be hotter than megan fox

Or maybe in pluto

Haha i’d like to live there no matter how severe the circumstances might be

What.about.earth?

Being human in earth?

Noooo if i am a legal alien i wouldnt be as fragile as me.

now

sometimes all we need is a HUG

video ini selalu membikin mata gue mendunggggg T_T
Juan mann! dia itu yang pertama kali ngadain free hugs campaign. awalnya dia cuma SENDIRI pake poster itu FREE HUGS. banyak yg negliatin hooo ya jelas lah -____----. terusterus makin disorot sama media jadinya!!!!! banyak yg ngikutin free hugs campaign.
sebenernya tujuannya simpel kokk cuma mau bikin orang yang dipeluk itu merasa lebih baik ajaa.
apalagi itu pelukan pertama ya unyu bangzet tengahnya pake z.
KALO ya di indonesia ada beginian kan makin solid.
juan mann itu gak bedabedain org yg dipeluk tua muda cakep jelek pesek mancung eksis gak eksis. jadi intinya ini STRANGERS yang dipeluk.
sayang sekali kawan, andaikannn juan mann orang indo:-)
tapi kawan.
masa ada video free hugs campaign di indo.
w0000y nape lu pada kagak lewat rumah w daaah t_t

LOMO 0-0

They say pictures speak a thousand words so this is my thousand words

whoaaa take a look

hai kawan berhubung koneksi nya lagi setengah hatiiiiiiii yang terakir kamera nya nanti aja yah. atoga biar gak penasaran bisa ditanya sama mbah google diana f+ qinghua . bikin ngilerrrr 
Hasta la vista

dianainstantback+

Hai-__- mau kasih tau gue lagi ngidam diana  instant back + bangeeet hoooo.

Itu buat jadiin diana f+ kaya polaroid gitooooh d00000h keren banget penget banget.

Lagian gue itu super duper males ke lomography mau nyuci foto lomo gue walaupun itu deket ya sama labsky hhhT_T

Jadikan kalo pake diana instant langsung jadi gaperlu bensin lagiya ke lomograph

Yang perlu dilakukan sekarang adalah mohon22 ke nyokap bokap ATAU ngumpulin duit satu juta dua ratus ribu rupiah.

Tambah seratus ribuan buat isi film nya

NOOOO ITU KECE ABIS JADIKAN CEKREKCEKREK LANGSUNG JADIIIIIIIIIIIIII

Gue tekanan batin ha

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Diana+ Instant Back Specification

arwah gentayangan

I got this story from my magazine. Hahaha feel creepy and enjoy!:-)

ARWAH GENTAYANGAN

Cerita ini berdasarkan pengalaman tetangga depan rumahku yang bernama Beno. Nah, hari itu kebetulan belum genap 7 hari meninggalnya ayah dari tetanggaku, nurul. Posisi rumah nurul hanya berbeda 2 rumah dari rumahku. Malam itu, kebetulan suasana sekitar rumah kami memang agak berbeda. Udaranya lebih dingin dan membuat merinding. Beno sedang duduk di kursi ruang tamu yang menghadap keluar rumah. Tak berapa lama, dia melihat seorang bapak berdiri didepan pagar rumahnya. Karena melihat dari jendela kami yang bertirai , ia hendak membuka pintu rumah untuk memperjelas siapa bapak itu. Namun ketika melongok lagi lewat jendela ternyata sosok tersebut sudah tidak ada. Bapak itu sedang berjalan dan akhirnya duduk di depan pagar rumahku. Yang bikin kaget ternyata sosok tersebut adalah ayah nurul yang sudah meninggal 7 hari lali. Saat itu juga beno langsung buru-buru menutup tirainya rapat-rapat karena ketakutan - alfia

hey

Whoa its been like forever since my last post

Super sorry life been to amusing me these days.

So did life treat you right?

Okay whatever lah have a great Thursday and happy mothers day

Ps: if im missing for more than one weeks call 911 immediatelyJ

hastalavista

"let just go with the flow, we've been working all week"

After survived one of a busy week ever finally hahaha FREEEE!!!!!!!.

And the result :

Well i need a drum voice ha.

Science         : 80

Computer    :78

Social             : rahasia negara dekJ

English           : 90

Bahasa          : 88

Religion         : coming soon

Math              : 87,5

Civic               : 88

What does it called well, ya kj: coming soon

Would you rather….
[] Be forced to tell your best friend a lie
or
[x] Tell your parents the truth?

Would you rather….
[] Know it all
or
[x] Have it all?

Would you rather….
[x] Give bad advice
or
[] Get bad advice?

Would you rather….
[x] Have sand in your shorts
or
[] Have water in your ear?

Would you rather….
[x] Forget your sunscreen
or
[] Forget your sunglasses?

Would you rather….
[] Kiss a jellyfish
or                         WTF?
[] Step on a crab?

Would you rather….
[] Own a ski lodge
or
[x] Own a surf camp?

Would you rather….
[] Forget who you were
or
[x] Forget everyone else and who they were?

Would you rather….
[] Have one wish granted today
or
[x] Have 3 wishes granted in 10 years?

Would you rather….
[x] Give up your computer
or
[] Give up your pet?

Would you rather….
[] Be the sandcastle
or
[x] The wave?

Would you rather….
[x] Write the worst book in history
or
[] Record the worst song in history?

Would you rather….
[x] Get free chocolate for 1 year
or
[] Get free potatoes…..forever?

Would you rather….
[] Have half days everyday
or
[x] No homework…..forever?

Would you rather….
[x] Wear all pink to school
or
[] Wear all purple to school?

Would you rather….
[x] Take a math test
or
[] Do a lab in science?

Would you rather….
[] Have a mansion in the middle of nowhere
or
[x] Share an apartment with 10 friends?

Would you rather….
[x] Bake cookies in cooking class
or
[] Do art projects in art class?

Would you rather….
[] Have a pie-eating contest
or
[x] A wheelbarrow race?

Would you rather….
[x] Have a big group of friends
or
[] One very close friend?

Would you rather….
[x] Be nervous, but excited
or
[] Be relaxed, but bored?

Would you rather….
[] Wear a school uniform
or
[x] Last year’s Halloween costume?

Would you rather….
[] Spend the day surfing the Internet
or
[x] Surf the ocean?

Soulsistaah

HEY LIL CUTIE.

Let me show y’all my monalisa.

on the center lovira ladiestiara

she needs your wow obviously

zahra rashya zhaffira give applause please

on the left amirah "the wild" ramadhani!

dinda nathaniaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

on the center and left aisyah pravita and nadhira salsabilaaa!

dian setyawati!

and of course muthia nabila bestareeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeh

a totally small photo im sorry it out from my control ngi.

AT THE CENTER ANGGIA MAHARANI PRASANTI :*

i hope life can treat you all right my dear lady. hasta la vista

would you rather ?

Would you rather….
[x] Live without music
or
[] Live without TV?

Would you rather….
[] Eat a bar of soap
or
[x] Drink a bottle of dishwashing liquid?

Would you rather….
[x] Be called a racist
or
[] A traitor to your country?

Would you rather….
[] Lose your legs
or
[x] Lose your arms?

Would you rather….
[x] Have a beautiful house and an ugly car
or
[] Have an ugly house and a beautiful car?

Would you rather….
[] Be blind
or
[x] Be deaf?

Would you rather….in a fire…save a..
[x] Sibling
or
[] Stranger?

Would you rather….
[x] Eat sushi
or
[] Eat liver?

Would you rather….
[x] Live in Antarctica
or
[] Live in Death Valley?

Would you rather….
[x] Have 3 eyes
or
[] Webbed Feet?

Would you rather….
[] Find true love
or                            this is hard -___-
[] Get $ 1,000,000?

Would you rather….
[x] Always have to say what’s on your mind
or
[] Never speak again?

Would you rather….
[x] Be gossiped about
or
[] Never talked about at all?

Would you rather….
[x] Have stars in your eyes
or
[] Eyes in the back of your head?

Would you rather….
[] Have X-Ray vision
or
[x] Bionic Hearing?

Would you rather….
[x] Be able to hear any conversation
or
[] Take back anything you say?

Would you rather….
[] End hunger
or
[x] End hatred?

Would you rather….
[] Publish your diary
or
[x] Make a movie about your most embarrassing moment?

Would you rather….
[x] Get caught singing in the mirror
or
[] Spy on your crush?

Would you rather….
[x] Be a dog named Killer
or
[] A cat named Fluffy?

Would you rather….
[x] Be stranded on an island with someone you hate
or
[] Be stranded on an island alone?

Would you rather….
[] Get even
or
[x] Get over it?

Would you rather….
[x] Always lose
or
[] Never play?

Put an X in each box if you have done it.

[X] you have farted in public , noticed or unnoticed.
[] you have had at least 5 crushes so far.
[X] you have got into a physical fight at least once.
[X] you know more than 10 abusive words.
[X] you imagine things about the person you love or like.
[] you visit the bathroom as soon as you wake up.
[X] you feel too lazy to brush your teeth when you wake up, but you still brush your teeth.
[] you have bitched about people many times.
[X] you watch a movie at least once in a month.
[X] you just can not survive without your phone and your internet.
[X] you have one or more best friend(s)
[X] you have failed in a test at least once.
[X] you have a brain.
[X] you have picked your nose in public at least once.
[X] you dont repeat your underwear for more than two days.
[X] you are finding this note really boring.

if you have 16 X’s , then your 100% normal.
if you have less than 10 X’s , somethings wrong with you.
if you have less than 5 X’s , then you are weird.

THIS.

[x ] Gum has fallen out of your mouth when you were talking
[x ] Gum has fallen out of your mouth when you were NOT talking
[x ] You have ran into a glass/screen door
[x ] You have jumped out of a moving vehicle
[x ] You have thought of something funny while walking by yourself
[ x] Laughed, then watched people give you weird looks
[ ] You have run into a tree/bush.
[ ] You know that it IS possible to lick your elbow
[ ] You have tried to lick your elbow… a few times
[x ] You never knew that the Alphabet and Twinkle Twinkle Little star have the same rhythm.
[x ] You just tried to sing them.
[ ] You have tripped on your shoelace and fallen.
[ ] You have choked on your own spit .
[ ] You have seen the Matrix and still don’t get it.
[x ] You’ve never seen the Matrix.
[ ] You type only with two fingers.
[ ] You have accidentally caught something on fire
[ ] You tried to drink out of a straw, but it went into your nose/eyes.
[ ] You have caught yourself drooling.
[x ] You have fallen asleep in class and fell outta your chair
[x ] Sometimes you just stop thinking
[x ] You are telling a story and forget what you were talking about
[ ] People often shake their heads and walk away from you
[ ] You are often told to use your “inside voice”.
[x ] You use your fingers to do simple math
[ ] You have eaten a bug
[x ] You are taking this test when you should be doing something more important
[x ] You have put your clothes on backwards or inside out, and didn’t realize it
[x ] You’ve looked all over for something and realized it was in your hand
[ ] You have ran around naked in your house.
[ ] You break a lot of things.
[ ] Your friends know not to use big words around you.
[ ] You tilt your head when you’re confused
[x ] You have fallen out of your chair before
[x ] When you’re lying in bed, you try to find pictures in the texture of the ceiling or wall

TOTAL X’s: 17

The more [X]’s = the more stupid you are

WEEEEL LOL HAHA

why we love men?

We love men because they can’t fake an orgasm, even if they wanted to.

Because they will never understand us, yet even so they go on trying.

Because they still manage to see our beauty, even when we ourselves no longer believe it.

Because they understand equations, politics, maths and economics, but not the feminine heart.

Because they are lovers who only rest when we have had (or pretend to have had) pleasure.

Because they manage to raise sport to something bordering on religion.

Because they are never afraid of the dark.

Because they insist on fixing things that are beyond their capacity, and dedicate themselves to this with the same enthusiasm as an adolescent, and get frustrated when they don’t succeed.

Because they are like pomegranates: most of them is impossible to digest, but the seeds are delicious.

Because they never comment on what the neighbors might think.

Because we always know what they are thinking, and when they open their mouth they say exactly what we imagined they would.

Because they never dreamed of torturing themselves wearing high heels.

Because they love to explore our body and conquer our soul.

Because a 14-year-old girl can leave them speechless, and a 25-year-old woman can tame them quite effortlessly.

Because they are always attracted by extremes: the opulent or the ascetic, warriors or monks, artists or generals.

Because they do absolutely everything possible to try to hide their weaknesses.

Because a man’s biggest fear is not being a man (it never crosses a woman’s mind not to be a woman).

Because they always eat everything on their plate, and don’t feel guilty about it.

Because they take great delight in completely uninteresting matters, such as what happened at work, or different makes of automobiles.

Because they have shoulders where we can rest our heads and sleep without much effort.

Because they are at peace with their bodies, except for small, insignificant things like growing bald and getting fat.

Because they are incredibly courageous in front of insects.

Because they never lie about their age.

Because despite everything they try to demonstrate, they can’t live without a woman.

Because when we tell one of them “I love you”, they always ask us to explain exactly how

someone like you - adele

Jadi peraturannya begini teman-teman. Perhatikan!

Buka Playlist winamp, atau mp3 player, iPod, iTunes, WMP kalian, namun aktifkan mode shuffle, itu loh mode yang nanti mainin lagu-lagu di playlist kalian secara acak, jadi gak berurutan gitu. Ngerti kaaaan? ngerti laaaaah...

Untuk setiap pertanyaan dibawah ini tekan next untuk ke lagu berikutnya. Dan judul lagi berikut tersebut yang akan menjadi jawaban untuk pertanyaan-pertanyaan kalian. Disini yang bakalan lucu, karena jawabannya seringnya nggak terduga dan bikin ngakak.

INGAT! KALIAN HARUS MENULIS JUDUL LAGU TERSEBUT DAN PENYANYINYA, NGGAK PEDULI SEBERAPA KONYOL JAWABAN LAGU YANG KALIAN DAPAT!

Jadi nantinya formatnya Pertanyaan, lalu dibawahnya jawaban berupa judul lagu dan penyanyinya. Lalu dibawahnya lagi komen kalian soal jawaban yang muncul itu. Untuk lebih jelasnya bisa liat model jawaban-jawaban gua dibawah ini.

IF SOMEONE SAYS ‘ARE YOU OKAY’ YOU SAY?

Love can wait – cameron mtchell

Yeah im okay cause love caan wait for me ! 

WHAT WOULD BEST DESCRIBE YOUR PERSONALITY?

please dont leave me – pink

i am capable of really anything \m/

HOW WOULD YOU DESCRIBE YOURSELF?

Who’s laughing now – jessie j

Soon will be to-ta-lly famous h4h4 

WHAT DO YOU LIKE IN A GUY/GIRL?

Who you are – jessie j

Soooososososoosoososososoo fit

 WHAT IS YOUR LIFE’S PURPOSE?

Next to you – jb ft cb

My purpose is being next to you? No i dont think so 

 WHAT’S YOUR MOTTO?

King of anything – sara b.

Make noone being king of anything? hm 

WHAT DO YOUR FRIENDS THINK OF YOU?

What makes you beautiful – one direction

Well i should thanks to them lol 

WHAT DO YOUR PARENTS THINK OF YOU?

All she knows – bruno mars

They think im always on galau ? 

WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT VERY OFTEN?

Stereo hearts – gym class heroes

I think about him? no 

WHAT IS 2 + 2?

Shoulda – drew seeley

So shoulda is 2+2 ?-__-

WHAT DO YOU THINK OF YOUR BEST FRIEND?

Jet lag – simple plan ft iforgot

A lil mistake here guys ;| 

WHAT DO YOU THINK OF THE PERSON YOU LIKE?

Marry you – bruno mars

this 

WHAT IS YOUR LIFE STORY?

Hate that i love you – rihanna ft neyo

Wtf?

 WHAT DO YOU WANT TO BE WHEN YOU GROW UP?

Aku bukan untukmu – rossa

A lil bit right ? 

WHAT WILL YOU DO AT YOUR WEDDING?

Mistletoe – justin bieber

HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHHAHAAHHAHHAHAHHAHAHAH

WHAT WILL THEY PLAY AT YOUR FUNERAL?

If this was a movie – taylor swift

KOK COCOK YA KAWAN J 

WHAT IS YOUR HOBBY/INTEREST?

Feels like rain – kesha

What? So galau is my hobby? G-r-e-a-t 

WHAT IS YOUR BIGGEST FEAR?

Perfect – simple plan

My fear is being not good enough for my dad? For everyone?  

WHAT IS YOUR BIGGEST SECRET?

A thousand years – christina perri

 Hu uh right my secret is loving you for a thousand years?

WHAT DO YOU WANT RIGHT NOW?

 So what – pink

Rightttt i want my freeeedooooom

WHAT DO YOU THINK OF YOUR FRIENDS?

Photograph – nickelback

Yeaaa i miss them

WHAT’S THE WORST THING THAT COULD HAPPEN?

Because of you – kelly clarkson

This.

WHAT IS THE ONE THING YOU REGRET?

Teardrops on my guitar - ts

Thisssss.........................................................

WHAT MAKES YOU LAUGH?

She aint you – cb

WHAT MAKES YOU CRY?

I will follow you into the dark – death cab for cutie

Yeahh i’ll cry if someone i love died L

WILL YOU EVER GET MARRIED?

Born to be somebody – jb

Is somebody married?

DOES ANYONE LIKE YOU?

Perfectly – sg

I love my anyone 

WHAT HURTS RIGHT NOW?

 In a rush – blackstreet boys

Yeaaah fallin in love is HURTS

WHAT WILL YOU NAME THIS NOTE?

Somelike you - adele