*Dear Twitter, Thank you for killing my cell-phone battery on a daily basis. Sincerely Everyone
*that moment of fame when your name is in a math problem
*Don’t be racist. Be like Mario. He’s an Italian plumber, created by Japanese people, who speaks English & looks like a Mexican
*You have Twitter? HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA So do I..
* Women are completely defenseless..... until the nailpolish is dry
*It's not that I hate you, it's like, uh, let's put it this way: if you were on fire and I had water, I would probably drink the water
*When a movie says "based on a true story" it's automatically 100 times scarier.
*How awesome would be playing hide-n-go seek in your WHOLE SCHOOL
*You're beautiful until your Photoshop 30 day trial expires..
*Dear Math, Stop asking us to find your X. She's not coming back; and don't ask Y either.
*Imagine if you call the wrong number and a celebrity picks up. "Hello mom?" "No, It's Justin Bieber."
*Some people can't sleep because they have insomnia. I can't sleep because I have Internet connection
*I don't have an attitude; I have a personality you can't handle
*"Kidnapping" is such a strong word. I like to think of it as "Surprise Adoption"
*Even if u had the cheat codes, u couldn't get on my level
*at first , i never cared who you are. but now, i dont know who i am without you
*You don't know how strong you are, until being strong is the only choice you have.
*"Believe and act as if it were impossible to fail." - Charles Kettering
*"Live your life and forget your age." - Norman Vincent Peale
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